My life, My Philosophy

My Life.
Ok. Here a brief history of your new mentor and role-model. I was born in 1973 in Las Vegas; my Mum’s waters broke at the roulette table, and I was born in 17 minutes. Those 16 minutes and 30 seconds of hesitation are just something I am going to have to live with.

I owned a multi-million pound catering business, Manic Organic which went bust in 1997 and would break me to make me. Lost and going nowhere I moved to liberal Venice beach in 1998. That place housed a small lost boy, and made a massive man out of him.

I ended up taking your typical Venice beach teenage jobs – anal- gland consultant at Doggy Style, part time feng-shui consultant to the stars, before discovering I had the gift and becoming a fortune teller for a summer season.

But that was all to subsidise my main passion. Body building! I am a proud protégée of Muscle Beach visionary Larry Yelden who convinced me to go back to college, get a sports medicine degree, and combined with my other skills, show others the way.

I’m in the UK, and I am a Pillar with a vision. Modern problems need modern exercise solutions. And I am here to help you. Let’s work it out.

My Philosophy.
My philosophy is thus. Old forms of exercise are redundant. None of you are listening to your bodies. You’re boyfriend is sleeping with your Mum? Your boss keeps taking your sandwiches from the communal fridge? How is a star-jump going to help guys? These are individual problems which need specially designed solutions if you ever want to move on. That’s where I come in. I am a personal trainer, nutritionalist, and self-qualified agony aunt. Here’s a rough equation for how it works.

Your problem +I listen = you learn.

But you need to trust me, and that begins by opening your minds. This is a revolution in exercise. Don’t delay, call the ‘Pillar’ today, and together we can work it out.

Shaping up the guns at an early age

Crimes against knittwear

Fast times at Laguna Beach High…

football
My days as football player for Venice Beach FC. Just give me the ball I’ll work it out!

surf
I taught Kelly Slater the ‘Miller cutback’ in 82. He sends me a Christmas card every year. We worked it out!

pickmeup
I saw this guy in the park, he needed a little pick me up!

pout
The classic Miller Pout.

chillin
Fast asleep….

tank
This is the only car I’ve found in England that I haven’t snapped the steering wheel off.