Lap Dog

When Mei Ling kept missing our sessions, I couldn’t understand it – she was always so enthusiastic about exercise. She finally came clean, telling me her boyfriend is freakin’ ‘clingy’. I wish she had just told me sooner! I got a company to make this prototype for me, and now every time he settles for his usual Sunday cuddle ‘n’ snooze on the couch, she slips this little baby in and comes to see me. We worked it out!