When Mei Ling kept missing our sessions, I couldn’t understand it – she was always so enthusiastic about exercise. She finally came clean, telling me her boyfriend is freakin’ ‘clingy’. I wish she had just told me sooner! I got a company to make this prototype for me, and now every time he settles for his usual Sunday cuddle ‘n’ snooze on the couch, she slips this little baby in and comes to see me. We worked it out!

A couple of clients have been saying they are just too tired for exercise after a long day in the office. I had to do something, so I have been developing these specs with a local pharmacy, knowing that Rhino Charge used responsibly in eye drop form, could wake the dead, never mind the tired.

This kind member of the public, who has asked to remain nameless, agreed to try the eye drops out. She was awake for 3 days, giving her ample time to spend her £10 fee.